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sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

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bled:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

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"The Winter Soldier’s facial expressions are almost childlike here, and the way he passively accepts that mouth guard tells you everything you need to know. He could probably kill everyone in the room within seconds, but instead he just lies back and lets them torture his brain to mush for the hundredth time. Before now he seemed like such an intimidating figure, but this scene shows the Winter Soldier what he really is: a little kid or a blank slate into which people insert their own goals and missions, fully-formed. “But I knew him,” he says in miserable confusion, sure that he recognises Steve’s face from somewhere. But Pierce, the voice of God, refuses to explain any further."

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-THIS IS THE BEST PARAGRAPH FROM THE BEST REVIEW OF CAP2 I HAVE READ (HERE) http://hellotailor.blogspot.de/2014/04/captain-america-winter-soldier-tragedy.html

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laughterkey:

betthearm:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Yeah, because evil doesn’t want to share space with other evil.

At least this evil cuddles with me.

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sad-cannibal-noises:

ivyarchive:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Famous Movie Liners You’ve Been Quoting Wrong For Years.

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I will use “Dammit, Jim I’m a doctor” til my dying breath

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coffeeandcockatiels:

geometricdeathtrap:

knockoutroundabout:

hopedoodles:

geometricdeathtrap:

I tried to make the creepers scream like Lemongrab. Tried being the operative word.

i cried

HE SEEMS SO CHILL ABOUT IT

I am chill about it

Imdsittong inthe darkwit h headphones on trying not to laug but i think im giong to wake everyone up

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internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

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captainthundercnt:

Bisexual women seem to be portrayed as particularly villainous in the media, always running around cheating on their partners and killing people and whatnot, and it’s so fucking weird.

Like I don’t know about the rest of you bi ladies but when I have free time I don’t have affairs and commit murder, I just sit on my ass and eat doritos

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"its not that hard to get a job"

- an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)

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benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

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youdirtyshisno:

"It’s because I had a team once. A team with the best training, the best equipment, and despite everything that they had that made them the best, they still lied, and stole, and tore each other to pieces. So you tell me, how the hell am I supposed to trust a team of ragtag idiots, when I couldn’t even trust the people that were closest to me?"

(Red Team) (Blue Team)

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