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parisjemm:

honeyyheroine:

parisjemm:

I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.

Lord you’d be the perfect boyfriend

Well I’m a woman so probably not

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Somebody get this guy a Gatorade and a brain. Thirsty fool!

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quetiapinequeen:

this dude said benedict cumberbatch looks like an oblivion character and i cant stop laughing

Well it’s true

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twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!

More on our FB page- http://facebook.com/twinzik.twins

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blacklightarene:

This is my favorite Assassin’s Creed post ever

blacklightarene:

This is my favorite Assassin’s Creed post ever

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closet-sherlockian:

"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

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bluedogeyes:

The Daily Show 2014-07-17 - Operation Black Hair

"Jessica Williams investigates an Army regulation that ignorantly discriminates against black servicewomen and their hairstyles."

Watch the segment

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throughthewildblue:

You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).

Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.

Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.

Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?

People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.

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legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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